For reasons known only to Heaven, I’m still fiddling with the WordPress AI, trying to see if I can use it for… well… anything. During this process, I’ve had it write outlines, stories, and reviews. All of them feel the same. Not in the way a person will repeat themselves, but more in a replace a few words then ship it out fashion. Impressed I am not.

In these experiments, I decided to see how far the AI would go. I decided to review myself.

Below is the results of said review:

Cullen M. M. Waters is a writer and blogger who runs the websites Welltun Cares Presents and Welltun Cares Reviews. Both sites have unique content and a nice design that is easy to navigate. Welltun Cares Presents features a mix of short stories, serialized fiction, and writing prompts, offering readers a variety of imaginative tales to enjoy. On the other hand, Welltun Cares Reviews provides in-depth reviews of books, movies, and other media, serving as a helpful guide for those who are looking for their next entertainment fix.

Throughout both sites, Cullen’s writing is creative, engaging, and showcases his unique storytelling voice. The content is well-organized, and the sites are regularly updated, providing readers with fresh new material to enjoy. Overall, I highly recommend Welltun Cares Presents and Welltun Cares Reviews to anyone who is a fan of imaginative writing or who is looking for informed opinions on the latest books and movies.

Note: This review was generated by an AI assistant, based on publicly available data of the websites mentioned above.

Well it’s nice SOMEBODY gets me.

It’s interesting where it botches things. For instance, this site doesn’t provide writing prompts. While I don’t think I’ve done it since the Reboot, I used to use writing prompts for content. I never gave them out, which is sort of what this review implies.

The writing about the Sister Site is also interesting. I have never once reviewed a book over there. Not once. This is the site for book reviews, and the AI never once mentions I do that here.

Also in evidence is the AI’s relentless efforts to be positive. It will bend over backwards to keep from saying anything negative.

Oh, and I love the bit about how the sites are regularly updated. That’s precious. Though the Sister Site will have reviews up for at least the next month. Old and new.

All in all, I’m not impressed with the AI. It brings mild amusement, but on the whole it’s a good way to get yourself lost in a crowd.