Wow, that’s bleeding edge reviewing right there. The Conference came out yesterday and I’ve reviewed today.

And the review pops up next year.

In February.

Might want to move that forward.

Anyways, The Conference has a group of municipal workers gathering for a, get this, conference. Unfortunately for them the very thing they’re discussing, a brand new mall, has someone mad enough to see every one there dead.

Swedish Slasher flick. One of the best I’ve ever seen. Might knock down The Prowler from that perch I had it on.

And now for our second feature. The week that was in viewing order. The numbers beside the titles are when the films pop up over on Welltun Cares Reviews. The order might change on whim. Especially since I think The Conference should pop up a wee bit sooner.

Also I didn’t review the short films for the sister site. And I’m still reworking Friday the 13^th.

• Dawn Breaks Behind the Eyes [12-22-23]
• V/H/S/99 [12-29-23]
• V/H/S/85 [01-05-24]
• The House of Seven Corpses [01-12-24]
• Evil Dead Trap [01-19-24]
• One Dark Night [01-26-24]
• The Other Side of the Box [Short Film]
• The Chair [Short Film]
• Stalled [Short Film]
• Friday the 13th [??-??-??]
• The Conference [02-02-24]

Next is the obligatory pointless Awards for the week:

Best Movie of the Week: The Conference. Best slasher flick I’ve seen. Might even be one of the best Horror flicks, too.

Best Anthology of the Week: V/H/S/85. V/H/S/99 was pretty good, too.

Worst Movie of the Week: Dawn Breaks Behind the Eyes. Such a waste of potential.

Biggest Disappointment: The House of Seven Corpses. Man, that should have been better.

Newest Film Watched: The Conference. Came out yesterday.

Oldest Film Watched: The House of Seven Corpses

Best Use of Past Their Prime Star: One Lonely Night, for getting Adam West paid.

Movie I Liked that I Probably Shouldn’t: Evil Dead Trap. Though I do like worse.

Movie I Wouldn’t Have Expected to Watch This Month: Friday the 13th. I wasn’t going to watch a movie I had a review for. And yet. Special nod goes to the shorts, as I wasn’t going to watch them, either.