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  • [Thoughts] She’s Still Hungry, You Know

    I remember her being terrifying. The picture is from the Golden Book version of Hansel and Gretel. Or, rather, my version, back in the day. It’s from the front of the book, with the two kids over to the left.…

  • [Annoying Autobio] Mysterious Mystery at the Deli

    It might seem like all I do is complain about work. This, though, is meant more as an observation. Arriving at work yesterday I found the cooler had been emptied of meat chubs. Every single last one of them had…

  • [Annoying Autobio] Walmart Ennui

    Another day begins with me wondering why I stick around Walmart. Our department now has no team leads. One has developed sense and left the store for hopefully better things. The other dropped a box of frozen gravy on her…

  • [Annoying Autobio] The Curse of Young Cullen’s Sense of “Humor”

    In theory, I don’t mind my old stuff. It was who I was. Looking at it, I can presumably see improvement. Yesterday, I went off and deleted almost every post on my old Facebook account. I hadn’t posted there since…

  • [Fiction] Getting the Boid

    For a few years now Jabootu’s Bad Movie Dimension has been less a review site and more an examination of monsters, whether from the silver screen or, on occasion, pulp magazine covers. This is not a complaint, mind you. Just…

  • [Fiction] The Hand That Makes

    This originally appeared on the original version of this site February 23, 2017. It’s repost as a part of the Stuff Cullen Wants To Be Seen project with minor editing here and there. It’s probably too clever for it’s own…

  • [Site] Done, But Not Done

    Last month I wrote and finished a short story. While I liked the story, I set it aside, intending to go back to it later for reevaluation. I thought I could make it better. Maybe I can. This week I…

  • [Image] Werewolf

    Too much cut-and-paste getting the lines right. Still, it’s a good job, I think.

  • [Site] Real Life Writes the Plot

    My mom went into the hospital, so the need to update the blog went into the header. That’s why I haven’t been writing. The reason I’m writing now is that last Thursday I wrote and finished a short story. First…

  • [Sister Site] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! or, How Many Time Am I Gonna Watch This Flick Again?

    So. Was prepping the Review Site to resume service. Going to dust off Cathy’s Curse. The first review has to be first, right? I’ll just go over the review, change the format, put it up Friday. I can’t Print Screen…