[SISTER SITE] Schedule for the Blog that Actually Updates!

Okay, I had a moment. I kept putting reviews in at the wrong dates. Part of the problem was I decided (not without good reason) to alternate reviews New, Golden Oldie, New, Golden Oldie. That made doing the math in my head… harder.

So today I opened up Scriveners and made a list. Which I leave below. Note I don’t have Golden Oldies done or even picked out yet. That’s the next project. When it’s finished, I should have reviews up to almost the end of the year.

Hopefully more new ones are in bound. Though there’s always October.

Anyhoo, here’s the list of what’s to come, with the new stuff in BOLD:

02/23: The Power
03/01: One Dark Night
03/08: Dark Crystal
03/15: The Conference
03/22: Frisky the 13th
03/29: Killdozer!
04/05: Dead & Buried
04/12: Phantasm
04/19: Godzilla 1985
04/26: Bridge Curse
05/03: Snow Creature
05/10: Ghoulish II
05/17: The Undertaker and His Pals
05/24: The Cat and the Canary
05/31: Virgin Witch
06/07: Kiss of the Vampire
06/14: God monster of Indian Flats
06/21: The Breach
06/28: Fire and Ice
07/05: Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell
07/12: Night of the Cobra Woman
07/19: When Evil Lurks
07/26: Undecided Golden Oldie
08/02: Prince of Darkness
08/09: Undecided Golden Oldie
08/16: Schlock
08/23: Undecided Golden Oldie
08/30: Noroi: The Curse
09/06: Undecided Golden Oldie
09/13: Hospital
09/20: Undecided Golden Oldie
09/27: V/H/S Viral
10/04: Undecided Golden Oldie
10/11: The Barn
10/18: Undecided Golden Oldie
10/25: Dementia 13
11/01: Undecided Golden Oldie
11/08: Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

[ANNOYING AUTO] Is You Is or Is You Ain’t an Earworm

Past few days I’ve had two songs running through my head non-stop.

The first, “Wrap It Up” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds, I understand. I’m making wraps at work, it triggers the song. Fine.

What I don’t understand is why “Is You is or is You Ain’t My Baby” stuck on repeat in my head. And not any version; the version Tom the Cat sings in that old cartoon of his.

I’m not really complaining–I love the song–but it makes no sense to me.

[TARGETED] Of Course, This Could Be a Sign of Senility Creeping In…

So I was making multigrain sandwiches Sunday at work. Part of the usual routine at Target. I get out the bread and lettuce, cut the meat, tomato and cheese, then assemble the sandwich. When that’s done, I seal them up in the proper boxes. From there I go to the scales, where I print up price labels for the whole thing. Punch in a nine number sequence and out they come.

You’d think this all would be boring. It isn’t, at least for me. There’s something about filling up shelves one day and finding those same shelves empty the next that’s really satisfying.

I try to make a lot of product. That particular Sunday I made up I believe eight full sandwiches and eight half sandwiches. Everything went smoothly. No customers came up to bother me. Things went well.

Right up until I made the labels.

Making the labels weren’t the problem. They were cued up and came out just like clockwork.

It was only after I put a few labels on that I noticed a problem.

They read Ham and Swiss.

I hadn’t cut any Swiss.

I distinctly remember cutting up Havarti.

I look over my prep table. There sat sixteen boxes I had to open up and replace the cheese in. This is not an easy process. The boxes are a bear to open up. Then there’s cutting up the Swiss, putting it in the sandwich, and so on. So much time wasted. So much food wasted. 

Oh well. What can you do, right?

So I start to reach for one of the labeled boxes when something else occurred to me.

Yes, I didn’t cut up any Swiss. I also didn’t cut up any Ham.

I had made Turkey and Havarti sandwiches. The nine number sequence for which was right near the Ham and Swiss sequence.

I’d given the printer the wrong numbers and got the wrong labels.

So instead of screwing up a bunch of sandwiches, I caught myself before screwing up a bunch of sandwich boxes.

Not that that’s a big deal. I just like going from feeling really, really stupid to felling only kinda stupid. Nice change of pace, really…

[TARGETED] Freezing Outside

Life throws you some curves.

Today when I woke, the temperature was down to -15 degrees, with a wind chill of -40. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a wind chill that low, and if I had, it was decades ago.

So for the third time this week, I’ve called off work.

The other two times felt right. They were talking blizzard, blowing snow. Not only did it not feel safe, it seemed really, really unwise.

Today? It still does feel unsafe, but I’m doubting my decision.

All I can think of is a fall I had outside last week. I wasn’t hurt, I bounced back well and good. But I could have done myself an injury.

The roads are slick. Accidents happen to even the most careful driver. I can’t tell you how many winter’s I’ve been out and there are cars and trucks off roads.

They say you can get frostbite out in this cold in less than ten minutes. I’ve got good winter clothes to fall back on, but even those go only so far.

My commute to work on good days is something like 19 minutes. That’s a long ways to go. And I know some people do it. I just don’t want to risk it.

Ten years ago I might have done it. Maybe even five. But I’m not that young.

I feel very chicken calling in. I feel like I might be risking a good job. But my gut says stay home and inside. It also says most people will, and they won’t need me quite as bad as a normal day.

We’ll see what happens. If I lose this job, I lose this job. I really don’t think I will–I’ve been given complements so far during my time there–but what will be, will be.

[SITE INFO] A New Year, New Resolutions, and an Acknowledgement That Resolutions Don’t Always Pan Out

So where do we stand?

At the start of 2023 I was two months (or so) out of work after being fired from my deli job at Walmart. I had this site, which I updated sporadically at best, the Review Site, which I didn’t update at all, and a dwindling bank account. Not the brightest of days.

At the end of 2023 I’m two weeks (or so) at a new job working deli at Target. I have this site, which I update sporadically at best, the Review site, which now updates every Friday and will continue to do so to at least June, several short stories, a novel that doesn’t work as well as I’d like but at least exists, and seven bucks (at best) in the bank account. Not too terrible, I think.

I hope to do better.

My MAD SCHEME is to write a novel a month. I’ve been trying to do that since November’s success. Hasn’t been working so far. But that’s the goal.

I want to work more on digital art. Maybe make a game. Who knows.

I want this site to update at least once a week. Daily would be great, but once a week seems more feasible. Fiction, essay, review, art, doesn’t matter. Once a week.

I want to have reviews all through 2024 for the sister site. Not doing bad so far, but need to work on it.

All in all, these are my goals.

I don’t always make my goals.

I hope to do better.

[NANOWRIMO] FINISHED!

So I finished on November 26, as expected. Only now got around to bragging about it.

The good news is that I ended exactly where the main action of the novel stopped. 50,009 words total. All I need now is to finish the epilogue (one last murder to solve) and that will be that.

Usually I take a break after an NaNoWriMo, but this year was a blast. I’m gearing up for novel #2 while this one sits a bit in the old bean.

Onwards!

[NANOWRIMO] 3/4 the Month Done

Sorry about the radio silence. As you can see by the graphs, though, I have stuck with it. Should I keep it, I should finish November 26. The novel itself should be finished around the same time.

Check out that second graph. I find that a hoot. More or less it’s been a good day followed by a bad.

The last part shows me shuffling my feet. I know mostly how this has to end, but I don’t know how to get there. Not certain if there’s enough story or not.

We shall see.