So I’m woken up at 3am to the news, from my mother no less, that I’ve had strange posts on this site. My first thought was that this was from the Sister Site, as she’s due to post another review. Only Mom says Welltun Cares Presents, and I know that can’t be right. So I go check it out.

I find three posts with the following titles: How to get the perfect milf live chat partner?, The best unicorn dating site for finding real love, and How to get going with anal only dating.

None of those titles even sound like me.

Well, maybe the unicorn one.

[FUTURE CULLEN sez:] I mean because of the fantasy connotation. Having finally found out what the term means, I want to make that clear.

So I’ve taken them off site and put it into trash. I haven’t even read them more than the first few lines, which looks a lot like AI writing. I’ve also worked to improve security on the site. Fun!

I’ve tried contacting WordPress, but that’s a bust. I get a helpful AI bot who read what I had to say, then tried to pass me off to someone else. This failed for reason or reasons unknown.

So, yeah, not a happy camper right now. Bad enough if this was a freebie account. It isn’t. I’m paying money here.

Anyways, long story short, sorry about any weird emails. If the titles aren’t in the current format, they ain’t mine. I’ll keep you posted on any further developments.

Unicorn dating site? [FUTURE CULLEN sez:] Oh Past Cullen you don’t want to know.