All posts by Cullen M. M. Waters

Internet humorist, Writer of Speculative Fiction, movie reviewer, and all around good guy

Month of Horror (XXI) – XII

That’s probably too many Roman numerals for a title…

Anyway.

Two students working on a school project find an old book with drawings in it. This drawings lead them to a haunted location.

And, as this is found footage, you know the rest.

This is a really well made flick, done by the very stars of the show. It builds its atmosphere, the acting is good, and the story, though limited, is very good.

It’s also like a dozen other found footage flicks, but that doesn’t matter. It’s a good representative of the subgenre and at a meager 46+ minutes it doesn’t wear out its welcome.

Month of Horror (XX) – The Fall of the House of Usher

Running short on time today, so I watched an animated short of an Edgar Allan Poe classic.

Not the first time I’ve done this.

All in all an exceptional short. Decent animation done in the proper moody sort of way. Fine music. I have quibbles about the adaptation, but that’s all they are: quibbles.

What nails this cartoon down, what really seals the deal, is the acting. The whole thing, narration and character work, was done by that little known thespian named Sir Christopher Lee.

I of course kid.

Growing up I was never impressed with Lee’s performances, considering him a one note sort. I have learned better as I’ve grown up, and this short is an excellent example of him at his craft. He sells the work and completes its success.

Hell, drop the animation and just listen to him. The man was a genius.

Month of Horror (XIX) – Scarecrows

A group of bank robbers flying a stolen plane to Mexico find themselves betrayed by one of their number. Chasing after him, they find themselves under assault by… well… take a guess.

After the past three nights this comes as a breath of fresh air. A genuine scary picture, with good acting, good gore, and a plot that is subtle in ways it needs to be subtle and all out where it needs to be all out.

I’ve seen this one before and it still held me in suspense. Great flick.

Month of Horror (XVIII) – The Strangeness

A group of miners and other souls enter an abandoned mine and find out just why it was abandoned.

Okay, here’s the deal.

Story’s okay, consisting of people roaming off alone into the dark to die. There’s a whole chunk of odious comic relief to sit through, too. A little questionable moments here and there, too.

Characters lean towards irritating, but not enough to ruin the flick. Not helping is the acting sits right about at acting.

The score sounds cribbed from John Carpenter, which is a good thing. And it really doesn’t wear out it’s welcome.

What makes it worth watching, in my poor opinion, is the Strangeness itself, a glorious tentacled thing realized through stop motion. Really a thing to behold.

Now if you really need to see a miner-in-danger flick, either My Blood Valentine or The Boogens is the way to go. Much better flicks. This, though, is a fairly decent time-killer.

Nothing wrong with that.

Month of Horror (XVII) – The Seventh Grave

A group of people show up at a creepy old house for the reading of a will. Weird things happen, as is to be expected.

This movie is on the very cusp of Horror. It has a crazy killer (whose identity is partly obvious) stalking the halls doing his thing. It has people wandering in the dark. It even has a supernatural angle that’s really, really pointless.

I think I must enjoy the subgenre, because I did like this thing, but there’s no there there. Time killer is all it is, and I’d rather doubt anyone but me would seek it out.

Month of Horror (XIV) Evil Things

Five semi stupid twentysomethings head out to a remote house where something very bad happens to them.

That’s not a spoiler, as it’s in the first bit of information we get about the movie.

And this is a Found Footage flick. People don’t usually survive those.

Any ways. Well acted. Creepy plot. Only one or two head slappers here. I would hazard a guess at this being one of the better films in the subgenre.

Nice.

Month of Horror (XIII) – House by the Cemetery

A family moves in to a house where evil lurks.

You know, standard Horror plot.

I really wanted to like this movie more than I actually do. I don’t hate it. Can’t say I have meh feelings about it. But it’s not what I’d hoped for, and that’s too bad.

This is a Lucio Fulci, which means lots of gore, an somewhat incoherent plot, and entirely too many maggots. In the grand scheme of things, it’s better than The Gates of Hell but not as good as Seven Notes in Black.

I will say this about it. This is the second time this month I watched a movie where I wanted the kid in it to die. About the same reasons, too, compounded with an annoying dubbed voice.

Only when the kid was in danger (and he was, several times), I wanted to see him get out of it.

I think that’s a credit to Fulci and this movie.

I just wish I could like it more.

Month of Horror (XII) – Kazuo Umezu’s Horror Theater: Death Make

This is part of a larger TV series, based on the works of Manga Artist Kazuo Umezu, a fellow I’d only sort of heard of. The series has six individual episodes, and I chose the last one, Death Make, as it sounded like a cousin of one of my favorite Found Footage subgenres: Internet Influencers go to a haunted place to die.

To summarize briefly, ten years prior a group of school kids did a test of courage at a haunted hospital. None come back. Now a group of psychics go there to find out what they can. And get an interesting video out of it.

This, of course, sounds like my faves Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum and Strange Frequencies: Taiwan Killer Hospital. I’d hoped for something simular.

Didn’t get it.

This is an entertaining story filled with bad F/X. Though the monster is neat.

Yeah. Monster.

I feel this might have worked better as an Anime, or in the original form. However I can’t say my time was wasted here. Sooner or later I’m bound to watch the rest.

One of them has a killer Santa about. Christmas time viewing?